And He Can Cook

Free Nerds, Unite!

February 21, 2010

Have you memorized all the lines to Revenge Of The Nerds? “What the f&%$ is a robster craw?” Check. Was highschool a long series of academic clubs and A.P. classes? Check. Then it’s time you increase your coolness quotient by learning to cook. Sure you could get a mail order bride who will like you until she realizes you’re not a famous American actor, or you could just increase your skill set with something useful, like cooking. It doesn’t sound like much, but if you can make resaurant quality food anytime you feel like it you have a huge advantage over the knuckle draggers who think they’re Bobby Flay because they didn’t burn the crap out of the burgers. Look, ape man, I have the power to saute! Be amazed and fear me, then bring me your women!

If you’re ready for a crash course in cooking that tells you all you need to know to
- use food as an ice breaker to get a date
- set up a great date night
- cook great food
- make you look awesome
then click on my bookcover to the left and get started. We can still be nerds, but we will have our revenge. By the way revenge is not a dish best served cold. It’s actually perfect when braised for several hours and served over rice.