Time Travel and Video Games.
1December 14, 2009
Have you ever noticed that when you’re in the middle of a video game ( read Halo, Call of Duty, or Fable 2) time loses all meaning? You can start playing on Saturday morning and by the time you finish the mission you were on your beard has grown and it’s time to go to work on Monday.
My advice is to look up occasionally. Notice that your girl has packed her things or yours since you haven’t spoken to her or touched her lady parts in a week because you have to get to the next save point. Set aside time for gaming, and time for her. Always spend more time with your girl than you do with Madam 360 or Lady ps3.
Your woman may nag you to shower, but she is the gatekeeper to a land of joy and soft things. Show her that she is worth your time and attention.
This is awesome! And SO true. You can have more fun with your silky soft, good-smelling girl than you can with a video game if you do things right. Seriously.
Chef Lee is wise. Listen to him. ‘Nuff said.